Just ignore me!

My sis was in town for a quick trip so we went over to my moms last night for dinner. We also had some extended family over to see her as well.

Aunt Dawnie, Dad, Jessica and I were having a conversation about blogging. I was wondering what kind of entries were most appealing to read. I told them that no cared about me and Jer’s outdoor adventures no matter how treacherous they were.

Everyone seems to be more interested in things like grocery stores.

I began to tell them about the time Jer and I had to slide down the mountain with the kiddos in tow and how scary and embarrassing it was. I was in the middle of my story when I began to watch Aunt Dawnie and Jessica’s eyes glaze over. I tried to increase the volume of my voice. I moved quickly to the climax hoping to keep their attention…

Eventually I lost them all together and they began to chat amongst themselves.

“See” I said, “why is this not interesting?” almost yelling at them. They still did not look up. I glanced at my dad who was still wide eyed and interested.

“I’m still listening.”

“Thanks Dad. We made it down safely.”

I don’t know why I bother talking sometimes.

Comments

  1. Are you the youngest? I’m the youngest in my family and this happens to me all the time.

    I always thought everyone ignored me because I was the youngest… after reading your post now I’m wondering if I’m the boringest too. :)

  2. janjanmom says:

    I guess I can just relate more to leakitis than mountain climbing. I promise I will still read without my eyes glazing over.

  3. Mindi says:

    I read you always on my google feed. I love your blog and hope you keep it up.

  4. Lady S says:

    I would read a story about you having to slide down the side of a mountain. Did you post that? Did I find you too late to have read that story?

  5. Amy says:

    Hi Amanda, Ive been reading your sisters site for awhile now, and yours as well…since you started blogging, and I have to say I AM interested in your stories. My family is not into hiking persay, but I still think your stories are fun to read. Keep ‘em coming! :)

  6. Melody says:

    Ummm…I for one have been inspired by your hiking stories. Keep ‘em coming!

  7. Ryan says:

    Same thing happens to me. It’s something to do with story telling. We lack story telling skillz.

  8. Loralee says:

    I’m secretly jealous.

    I can only speak for myself, but I have the outdoor coordination of a three-legged Llama on crack. So, it’s just difficult to relate to someone who can climb a freaking mountain and not think of it as anything but perilous, hellious and any other negative “-ous” you can think of.

    Sadly, EVERYONE can relate to a bitch session about having to grocery shop.

  9. kerflop says:

    You guys, this was so funny.

    a) I had already read the story on her website, and though I didn’t mean to um, drift off while she was retelling it, in my defense, I found it thrilling and entertaining the first go – round.

    b) It was my fault Aunt Dawnie stopped listening, I drifted off and took her with me, talking about Diaper Bags.

    c) Later when Auntie had left, Mand and I sat out on the back porch and she told me what happened and how she yelled “SEE WHY THIS ISN’T INTERESTING?” I can’t believe I didn’t hear her.

    d) This is less about her being boring and me just lacking even the social skills of a mule.

  10. auntie D says:

    Woosh, I am so glad I am here to defend myself…hee hee….OK OK now listen, Its just that I am so easily distracted!! So yes it is jessica’s fault!!……Its just that, I mean diaper bags are just too exciting.

    I still can’t figure out why anyone would risk breaking a nail on a hike. I mean..isn’t that why they started paving the trails? :)